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Shaken, Not Stirred: Five Should-Be Bond Theme Songs

Who doesn’t love sipping a Vesper while spinning a playlist of James Bond themes? Nobody does it better, but there are some cuts I consider “unofficial” Bond songs for Bond films that haven’t been made yet. Shake up a cocktail and settle in for these Bond-worthy songs. It’s a long wait till the new premiere date, and we’ve got all the time in the world being stuck inside self-distancing right? 

Beth Gibbons looks on in a still from Portishead's "Sour Times" music video

“Sour Times” – Portishead

When this track drops and the iconic sample of Lalo Schifrin’s “Danube Incident” hits, you know what song this is and turn the volume up, full stop. (No? Just me?) It’s a stone cold trip-hop classic, and the video has an espionage vibe to boot. It’s everything a Bond song should be, but isn’t. 

Beth Gibbon’s smoky vocals sell the whole song, full of pining for inner truths to finally out: 

Who am I, what and why?

‘Cause all I have left

Is my memories of yesterday

Oh, these sour times

Cause nobody loves me, it’s true

Not like you do

Seriously, roll the credits. This is a Bond film I’d love to see. And if you haven’t seen the music video in a good long while, it’s worth a replay for its twists, turns, and the fast cuts juxtaposed against the languid vibe of the song. 

Bjork looks down in the video for Play Dead

“Play Dead” – Björk

Björk, especially 1990s era Björk, is one of the true gifts from the universe. “Play Dead” was originally featured on the soundtrack to crime drama The Young Americans, The track has all the trademark elements of a Bond song, from the big brass section to the even larger-than-life vocal prowess of the Icelandic legend. Released around the same time as Portishead’s “Sour Times,” it begs the question why trip-hop was never an option for a Bond theme (although by decade’s end, Garbage would drop their own electronica-focused cut with “The World is Not Enough,” written by David Arnold.

Still, the Björk and (also) David Arnold-penned song turns the longing and yearning up to an eleven:

It’s sometimes just like sleeping

Curling up inside my private tortures

I nestle into pain

Hug suffering

Caress every ache

According to a Film Music Mag interview, Arnold was inspired by Tori Amos, and his song was his attempt at writing something in a similar vein. It doesn’t hurt that Arnold has scored numerous Bond films, including the aforementioned The World is Not Enough. Arnold has more recently composed some of television’s best scores, including BBC’s Sherlock, Amazon Prime’s Good Omens, and BBC/Netflix’s Dracula.  Maybe there’s more Bond in his future? (Let’s hope.)  

Lana Del Rey looks left in the video for "Shades of Cool"

“Shades of Cool” – Lana Del Rey

Rumor has it that “24” from Lana Del Rey’s Honeymoon album was a rejected Bond theme offering, but “Shades of Cool” feels more on par with the Bond brand for me. While the song is visually grounded in California, the lyrical stylings feel spy-who-loved me worthy, and are stronger than the dreamy strung-out hum-fest that is “24”: 

My baby lives in shades of cool

Cool heart and hands and aptitude

He lives for love, for women too

I’m one of many Bonnies blue

And when he calls, he calls for me and not for you

He prays for love, he prays for peace and maybe someone new

Considering Bond girls hold their own place of prestige in the franchise, Lana Del Rey’s aesthetic is right on target and she wouldn’t feel out of place in a cameo (sorry, Madonna, even if “Die Another Day” is an underrated cut). Her general mood ranges somewhere between a Lynch and Tarantino film anyway, so hopefully one day we’ll see an offering from her.

Amy Winehouse look down while performing in the "Love is a Losing Game" music video

“Love is a Losing Game” – Amy Winehouse

One of the greatest tragedies of modern music is that Amy Winehouse never got to write a Bond theme. Yes, Adele delivered with “Skyfall” but there’s a grit and emotional gravity to Winehouse that would have set her apart from other Bond themes of yore. While her life was sadly cut short, her Back to Black record lives on forever, and “Love is a Losing Game” is a downtempo ditty rich with gambling metaphors: 

Self-professed profound

Till the chips were down

Know you’re a gambling man

Love is a losing hand

Oh Amy, I’ll always be wishing for what never was. This live version stripped back to Winehouse’s effortless vocals and electric guitar showcase the song’s full sucker punch of heartbreak.

Tori Amos lays on a bed in a promotional still for "Abnormally Attracted to Sin"

“That Guy” – Tori Amos

This truly a left-field choice, taken from her Abnormally Attracted to Sin album but as soon as the punchy strings picked up on this track, my first thought was of Bond. Paired with Tori’s trademark vocals full of wanting and contemplation, the song is a truly cinematic take on an on-again, off-again relationship with a mysterious, nameless fella: 

At night makes me scream

And smashes the best possibilities

That guy

Just brings his war home, she cries,

Why can’t daddy leave his war outside?

That guy

When he wants can love

Like no other love

Until the darkness comes

As the song builds, so do the strings and big band sound, feeling like a dyed-in-the-wool 1970s affair, so much so you can almost hear party-goers clinking cocktail glasses together while wearing glittery and flared attire. While I don’t think Tori has ever been approached to pen a Bond theme, another fan had the same idea and set it to some opening titles for fun. (Glad I’m not alone here.) 

What songs do you wish were James Bond themes?

Written by Rachel Stewart

Rachel Stewart is a staff writer at 25YL. She has written fandom commentary and critique for sites like The Sartorial Geek,, Nerdy Minds Magazine, and ESO Network, among others. Her work has also appeared in print in the kOZMIC Press anthology “Children of Time: The Companions of Doctor Who" and the ATB Publishing anthology "OUTSIDE IN TRUSTS NO ONE."


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  1. Honestly, some of the music from Goldeneye 64 would be great, not as themes, but as “background” music. Note the quotes because the Dam theme playing behind a fight would be attention grabing and cool as hell. Very solid list though

  2. Honestly, some of the music from Goldeneye 64 would be great, not as themes, but as “background” music. Note the quotes because the Dam theme playing behind a fight would be attention grabing and cool as hell. Very solid list though

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