Hawk Ripjaw
Hawk Ripjaw has been sharing his opinion on film and TV since his early teens, when the local public library gave away prizes for submissions to their newsletter. Since then, he's been writing for local newspapers, international video game sites, booze-themed movie websites, and anywhere else he can throw around some media passion. He watched the Mike Myers Cat in the Hat movie over 50 times in two years, for science.
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in EpisodesThe Righteous Gemstones S4E9 Recap: “That Man of God May Be Complete” — Saying Goodbye Is Never Easy (Series Finale)
The following recap contains spoilers for The Righteous Gemstones S4E9 “That Man of God May Be Complete” (written by John Carcieri, Jeff Fradley & Danny McBride and directed by Danny McBride). At the outset of the series finale of The Righteous Gemstones, Vance Simkins (Stephen Dorff) is more livid than usual following his loss of the […] More
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The Righteous Gemstones S4E8 Recap: “On Your Belly You Shall Go” — I Got Your Miracle Right Here, Nerd!
The following recap contains spoilers for The Righteous Gemstones S4E8 “On Your Belly You Shall Go” (written by Edi Patterson, John Carcieri & Danny McBride and directed by Johnathan Watson). We open on Judy (Edi Patterson) pushing BJ (Tim Baltz) in his wheelchair down the tree-lined road leading up to their home. Judy reminisces on […] More
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The Righteous Gemstones S4E7 Recap: “For Jealousy Is the Rage of a Man” — Schisms Mended and Widened
The following recap contains spoilers for The Righteous Gemstones S4E7, “For Jealousy Is the Rage of a Man” (written by Kevin Barnett, Chris Pappas, & Danny McBride and directed by Jonathan Watson). Last week’s excellent “Interlude IV” introduced us to Cobb (Michael Rooker), Lori’s alcoholic husband at at the time. Now, in the present day, […] More
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The Righteous Gemstones S4E6 Recap: “Interlude IV” Connects Some Dots
The following recap contains spoilers for The Righteous Gemstones S4E6, “Interlude IV” (written by John Carcieri, Jeff Fradley & Danny McBride and directed by David Gordon Green) It’s an Interlude episode! I was worried given the existence of “Prelude” that we wouldn’t get one of these, but I was delighted to find that I was […] More
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The Righteous Gemstones S4E5 Recap: “You Shall Remember” — I Love Dr. Watson!
The following recap contains spoilers for The Righteous Gemstones S4E5, “You Shall Remember” (written by John Carcieri, Jeff Fradley & Danny McBride and directed by Jody Hill) “You Shall Remember” opens on Vance Simkins (Stephen Dorff) looking upon the remains of his church after Jesse’s posse vandalized it a couple of episodes ago. Leaning against his pristine […] More
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The Righteous Gemstones S4E4 Recap: “He Goeth Before You Into Galilee” — Operation Sabotage Lori
The following recap contains spoilers for The Righteous Gemstones S4E4, “He Goeth Before You Into Galilee” (written by John Carcieri, Jeff Fradley & Danny McBride and directed by Danny McBride) This week on The Righteous Gemstones, we open on Baby Billy (Walton Goggins) water skiing, with, of course, his grotesque junk hanging out for the […] More
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The Righteous Gemstones S4E3 Recap: “To Grieve Like the Rest of Men Who Have No Hope” — Good, Honest Men
The following recap contains spoilers for The Righteous Gemstones S4E3, “To Grieve Like the Rest of Men Who Have No Hope” (written by John Carcieri, Jeff Fradley & Danny McBride and directed by David Gordon Green) During a stormy night in 2002 in the Gemstone mansion, a gloved intruder smashes picture frames, takes a baseball […] More
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The Righteous Gemstones S4E2 Recap: “You Hurled Me Into the Depths, Into the Very Heart of the Seas” — Y’all Want to See This
The following recap contains spoilers for The Righteous Gemstones S4E2 “You Hurled Me Into the Depths, Into the Very Heart of the Seas“ (written by John Carcieri, Jeff Fradly and Danny McBride and directed by Jody Hill). After last week’s compelling prelude episode that focused on the advent of the family, The Righteous Gemstones S4E2, […] More
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The Righteous Gemstones S4E1 Recap: “Prelude” — The Fable of the First Gemstone
The following recap contains spoilers for The Righteous Gemstones S4E1 “Prelude” (written by John Carcieri, Jeff Fradley and Danny McBride and directed by Danny McBride). After a long wait, the fourth and final season of The Righteous Gemstones has arrived! Through the first three seasons, we’ve seen the spectacularly raunchy Gemstone family weather scandals, murder […] More
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Evil S4E14 Recap: “Fear of the End” — Farewell (Series Finale)
The following recap contains spoilers for Evil S4E14 “Fear of the End” (directed by Robert King and written by Rockne S. O’Bannon & Nialla LeBouef). Here we are, my friends: the final episode in what has grown to be my favorite television series in recent memory. Evil has come to an end, and what an […] More
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Evil S4E13 Recap: “Fear of the Unholy” — I’m Going to Miss You
The following recap contains spoilers for Evil S4E13 “Fear of the Unholy” (directed by John Dahl and written by Aurin Squire & Sarah Acosta). Evil S4E13, “Fear of the Unholy,” opens with David speaking at the final Mass at his church, where he announces the building’s imminent deconsecration and sale. He steps behind the altar, […] More
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Evil S4E12 Recap: “Fear of the Other” — It All Comes Crumbling Down
The following recap contains spoilers for Evil S4E12 “Fear of the Other” (directed by Sam Hoffman and written by Dewayne Darian Jones and Louisa Hill) Evil S4E12, “Fear of the Other,” opens with a really cool upside-down shot moving down a hotel hallway, slowly rotating until it’s right side up and landing on Sister Andrea […] More
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